A DO-IT-YOURSELF ENTRY
You all know what a fan I am of bad writing, and you must be too, else why would you come in here so often, hmmm? Along those lines, every year I post some “winners” from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (“where WWW means Wretched Writers Welcome”). As most of you know, this is a contest where bad writing is rewarded, and people write badly on purpose, whereas I do it unintentionally, as witness this very sentence.
I didn’t think this year’s winners were all that great (it’s possible all the bad writing has already been written, but somehow I doubt it), but if you’re interested you can find them here. I tried copying over the ones I liked, but some reason it won’t let me do it. You’re on your own. You had nothing better to do today anyway.
More info about the origins of the contest can be found here.