April 1, 2013
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NEWS FLASH!
North Koreans set sail to invade American mainland!
Plan to bypass Hawaii and go straight to Los Angeles!
Pentagon planners intend to conserve fuel and ammo by allowing North Koreans to invade Los Angeles!
State Department announces any North Koreans who survive one week in Los Angeles will be given a free trip to Disneyland and sent home!
(Thanks to Jack for this.)
